I take mine black. Very, very black. The deepest darkest black you can manage. And quite bitter too.
A coffee? Not for me thanks – I've already got one 'ere.
Yes mate – make me two hundred of them – line them up over there. Right ladies and gentlemen, who will start the bidding for this first cup...
Sure – I'll have some coffee in my scotch. Careful now - dammit you’ve spilt it all over the floor!! Hmmmm... that looks interesting...
Thanks, nice and hot. Careful... you're going to...
Don't leave it on the table - I can't reach it.
Can you pour most of it out then put the cup over there next to the bed. That's right,
just move the knickers out of the way.
I'll have a latte in a Large Glass please. I must just pop to the fountain first.
If by coffee you mean a naked woman being swallowed by a melting elephant, then yes, I'd love one.
Not for me thanks - too much caffeine makes me fly off over the rooftops
I don't care what it tastes like, as long as it is in a pretty cup.
Just a couple of spots of milk for me please.
I don't hold with all this new fangled coffee drinking - I'll have tea. I don't care what anybody else drinks, I've always had tea and I always will. Think on.
As long as it really is either black or white, none of this muddy browny crap. Put it down there on the edge of the table. A bit further from the corner…not that far... left a bit... 14mm further up... oh that'll do!
Skip the coffee, just give me the cup and saucer
Put at least eighteen Saccharin tablets in mine or I just can't swallow it.
Got anything cheesy to go with it?
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